Can't be arsed to shop for a present.
You can spot a half-arsed present a mile off. The present that looks like about 47 seconds of thought was put into it. The box of Quality Street, the scarf, the dreaded clothes voucher to the store which is on the brink of going bust. And then there’s the fake enthusiasm you get when it’s opened it in front of you, and they’re thinking ‘you picked this up on your lunch break didn’t you?’. Awkward.
Well, save yourself from that pain with this candle - at least everyone’s being honest here.
Scents
Woody / Flowery / Zesty / Musky
Size
6oz. (170ml)
8cm tall. 6.5 diameter.
Suitable for vegans, but we wouldn’t recommend eating them.
You can spot a half-arsed present a mile off. The present that looks like about 47 seconds of thought was put into it. The box of Quality Street, the scarf, the dreaded clothes voucher to the store which is on the brink of going bust. And then there’s the fake enthusiasm you get when it’s opened it in front of you, and they’re thinking ‘you picked this up on your lunch break didn’t you?’. Awkward.
Well, save yourself from that pain with this candle - at least everyone’s being honest here.
Scents
Woody / Flowery / Zesty / Musky
Size
6oz. (170ml)
8cm tall. 6.5 diameter.
Suitable for vegans, but we wouldn’t recommend eating them.
You can spot a half-arsed present a mile off. The present that looks like about 47 seconds of thought was put into it. The box of Quality Street, the scarf, the dreaded clothes voucher to the store which is on the brink of going bust. And then there’s the fake enthusiasm you get when it’s opened it in front of you, and they’re thinking ‘you picked this up on your lunch break didn’t you?’. Awkward.
Well, save yourself from that pain with this candle - at least everyone’s being honest here.
Scents
Woody / Flowery / Zesty / Musky
Size
6oz. (170ml)
8cm tall. 6.5 diameter.
Suitable for vegans, but we wouldn’t recommend eating them.